I'm not THAT tall, OK? Part 2

OR, 

Overheard at a recent wedding rehearsal (where I actually made bridesmaiding look fun)

Macaulay Culkin look-alike that walked down the aisle with me: Wow, I may need a pair of circus stilts. 

Now, I'm not known for my tact, but even I know that a good way to break the ice with a stranger is NOT to call them a circus freak. That's Emily's Manners Tip #1.

To conclude, I'm still not that tall, ok?