Salty Characters I've met in the Great State, #4 in a list

4. Richard Richie, or as I prefer to think of him, "Richie, Rich." I don't think "awesome name, dude" is an appropriate compliment, though I can't say I tried it out. I'd say the high point of our diaglogue was, "Istanbul? That's in... Turkey?" But I can't hold it too much against him, as he was a nice guy and absolutely insisted on buying me airplane drinks.